I am writing this in advance, so there is no way to know for sure. But I may, by the time you are reading this, have showered twice in twelve hours. That, ladies and gentlemen, is a Samoa record. Warm showers. Warm showers are the only ones that count. Never count the tiny deaths that are cold showers. Two warms showers in twelve hours. Soap. Shampoo. It will have been wonderful.
I'll post a picture of that skin just behind and below my ankle. You'll see. It may be clean.
This is of course all speculative.